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thejunglenook:

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Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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thedailysuperhero:

Guardians of the Galaxy Comic-Con displays at Marvel, Hasbro and LEGO booths.

WE’RE SO TAKING PICTURES IN THAT SPACE POD

Asaaaaaaaauuuuuggghhhhhggggggggddhfffffgppppbbbbbbtttt

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«Now I’m here, blinking in the starlight
Now I’m here, suddenly I see
Standing here, it’s all so clear
I’m where I’m meant to be»

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fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
ring to it

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julia-inlove:

This is my #1 favorite scene of The Office ever.

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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gifss-heaveen:

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bootykage:

Gettin this tatted on my back

bootykage:

Gettin this tatted on my back

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